Shrimp

Conversation in the car tonight:
A: What's for dinner? Are we going to a restaurant?
Me: No, we're going home for dinner.
J: We're going to have popcorn shrimp and dino chicken for dinner."
***I know, it's a really glamorous, healthy dinner, but it's what there was for tonight. No judging!***
--silence--singing to Christmas songs--then...
A: What's shrimp made of?
Me: What do you mean?
A: I mean, is it made from lobster?
Me: No.
A: Is it made from real live shrimp?
Me: Like...
A: Like the animal shrimp.
Me: What do you want the answer to be?
A: No.
Me: Then, no.
and that was the end of the conversation. Gotta love it.